Kian: I want to live until I'm 100.
Me: Not a lot of people live until they're 100.
Me: Because your body starts getting old. Like Papaw Jay, he has to use a walker because his body is getting old.
Kian: I want to be a boy.
Me: You want to be like Peter Pan and never grow up.
Kian: I don't want to be an old man.
Me (through giggles): But if you don't ever grow up, you won't be able to drive a car.
Kian: Momma, I want to be old like you.
Me: (bursting into laughter and almost crying).
Kian: How old are you?
Kian: I want to be 33.
Me: You can start driving when you're 16 if you pass your driver's test.
Jamie: When you pass your test.
Kian: Do you have to win a race to get your license?
Me and Jamie burst into laughter
Ah yes, there's nothing like getting into the mind of a 5 year old!